Careful documentation has revealed patterns of a paranormal nature. Surprising
noises that are more than monsters under the bed, clowns in the closet or Jack Nicholson trying to break
down that top floor bathroom door that sticks at a climatic moment in the night. No, There's a very
logical explanation for all this. We've come to the conclusion that the mansion must be haunted.
As a result, we are currently looking for a small group of meddling kids willing to solve our noise
problem. Do you happen to believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance,
spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of
Atlantis? If so, there could be a twinkie in this for you. Submit a 250 word essay on why you and the
rest of your mystery machine should be chosen firstname.lastname@example.org. The best of which will be read aloud
in a dramatic fashion by one of our fair leaders in the weeks following. Applications open until Nov.
In the meantime, we're going to need to keep our cool and not let these spirits know we're on to them.
Thus we advise our kind denizens that this Tuesday, they continue to congregate at the usual time for
some Pre-Halloween festivities. We'll have a mystery DJ and costumes are encouraged. Come out and swing
out in your frightful finest.
November 16th, the Craig Gildner Big Band ft. The Midiri Bros. A combination of
the finest talent in the Washington DC area, the Craig Gildner Big Band brings together a strong rhythm
section and vintage arrangements to create an ideal dance band while capturing the best of the era.
Inspired by the likes of Duke Ellington, Count Basie and Harry James, this twelve-piece orchestra will
definitely keep on your feet all night long. Excitingly, they'll also be joined by the fabulous Midiri
Brothers on a myriad of instruments ranging from clarinet to xylophone.
The band loves playing for their hometown crowd so come out cut a hypothetical rug with us!
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