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December 18th, 2012

Sleep deprivation is fun?

Luke ALbao DJs the last Jam Cellar dance of 2012

Possibly The last Jam Cellar dance ever if the Mayans were right.

Tonight! Connection Perfection part deux.

Two weeks breaking down the fundamental rules and physics of dance connection. This class will make you lead and follow, like, 2,135 times better. Dec. 11th & 18th. For inter/adv dancers.

Take the 25th off. Oh yeah, and the 1st.

We will be dark both Dec. 25th and Jan 1st because we don't want to show up :P

December 11th, 2012

corrections and clarifications.

DJ Dan Repsch

Nothing rhymes with Repsch…er, but he's a great DJ.

Tonight! Tranky Doo It Again, Please.

Learn the Tranky Doo original swing solo jazz routine in only two weeks. It'll be, um, fast. But we have faith in you. Dec. 11th & 18th (that's next week.) For anyone.

Tonight! Connection Perfection.

Two weeks breaking down the fundamental rules and physics of dance connection. This class will make you lead and follow, like, 2,135 times better. Dec. 11th & 18th (that's next week.) For inter/adv dancers.

Take the 25th off. Oh yeah, and the 1st.

We will be dark both Dec. 25th and Jan 1st under the belief that no one would show up. CORRECTION: Under the belief that not enough people will show up….to pay our rent…so….take the nights off!

December 4th, 2012

the mystery class revealed.

This week, DJ John Mortenson!

One of our newest DJs is also one of our best DJs. Enjoy! Also, here are the last classes of the year:

Tranky Doo It Again, Please.

Learn the Tranky Doo original swing solo jazz routine in only two weeks. It'll be, um, fast. But we have faith in you. Dec. 11th & 18th (that's next week.) For anyone.

Connection Perfection.

Two weeks breaking down the fundamental rules and physics of dance connection. This class will make you lead and follow, like, 2,135 times better. Dec. 11th & 18th (that's next week.) For inter/adv dancers.

Take the 25th off. Oh yeah, and the 1st.

We will be dark both Dec. 25th and Jan 1st under the belief that no one would show up.

November 27th, 2012

the aardvark would like to buy a vowel, please

Tonight, Jason Niesz

Pretty as you please. (It's supposed to rhyme.)

This Saturday: 2 classes with Bobby & Kate at DCDC!

(Bobby & Kate are international swing dance instructors.)4:00 pm — Balboa Toys for You! Happy holidays, we got you some new toys to play with. We'll be teaching some new balboa moves and ideas, shiny and bright, for both leaders and followers. For intr/adv bal-swing dancers.
Cost: $10

5:00 pm — Lindy Hop: Inter/Adv Boot Camp
Back by popular demand! In the military, boot camp is designed to strip you down and build you back up again stronger, smarter, and ready for action. And that's what we'll do in this boot camp geared towards making intermediate lindy hoppers advanced, and advanced lindy hoppers even more advanced.
Cost: $10. After classes at 6:00 pm. – Come grab some Mexican food with us next door! DC Dance Collective is at 4908 Wisconsin Ave NW.

Wanna Volunteer?

Free entry to events for simply lifting a few things or sitting at a desk and being nice. Just email huh@thejamcellar.com

November 20th, 2012

thank you for swing. seriously.

Tonight, DJ Kate Hedin

Serves up a banquet of Swing to feast upon.

Beginner Lindy Hop! Tonight!

Tonight is the second night of the series. Once you pay for the series once, you can take it again and again as long as you want

Constructing Your Charleston! Tonight!

Our Intermediate series Constructing Your Charleston is for all dancers who have taken the beginner Lindy Hop series. Charlestons are the Lindy moves that involve kicks and various ways of facing your partner. Tonight is the second night of the four week series.

Drew Nugent and the Midnight Society! November 24th! Glen Echo!

The Midnight Society is a group of musicians who live to play good music. Their specialty lies in hot jazz and dance/pop music from 1900-1935, both obscure and known. Authenticity is essential in this band. We had them up a few years ago and loved them. We're happy to be bringing them back again this month. $16 at the door. Drop in class: 8-9pm Dance:9-midnight. Presented in cooperation with the Glen Echo park and partnership.

November 13th, 2012

Let's do this!

Tonight, DJ Betsy Kipperman!

Also, after last week's election-day Jam Cellar, we have decided to officially never allow national politics into the Jam Cellar again! It gets awkward! So, in four years, take the night off.

Beginner Lindy Hop! Tonight!

It's four weeks that begin with six count technique and moves and ends with the basic 8 count moves of Lindy Hop. Also, once you pay for the series once, you can take it again and again as long as you want

Constructing Your Charleston! Tonight!

Our Intermediate series Constructing Your Charleston is for all dancers who have taken the beginner Lindy Hop series. Charlestons are the Lindy moves that involve kicks and various ways of facing your partner.

Drew Nugent and the Midnight Society! November 24th! Glen Echo!

The Midnight Society is a group of musicians who live to play good music. Their specialty lies in hot jazz and dance/pop music from 1900-1935, both obscure and known. Authenticity is essential in this band. We had the, up a few years ago and loved them. We're happy to be bringing them back again this month. $16 at the door. Drop in class: 8-9pm Dance:9-midnight. Presented in cooperation with the Glen Echo park and partnership.

November 6th, 2012

…and we're back!

An Election Night treat with Valerie Hargis DJing

To keep us informed as we dance away our cares Valerie will be giving us real time election results via jingles and songs for the currently leading candidate.

November classes start next week!

Beginner Lindy Hop!

It's four weeks that begin with six count technique and moves and ends with the basic 8 count moves of Lindy Hop. Also, once you pay for the series once, you can take it again and again as long as you want

Constructing Your Charleston!

Our Intermediate series Constructing Your Charleston is for all dancers who have taken the beginner Lindy Hop series. Charlestons are the Lindy moves that involve kicks and various ways of facing your partner.

Drew Nugent and the Midnight Society! November 24th! Glen Echo!

The Midnight Society is a group of musicians who live to play good music. Their specialty lies in hot jazz and dance/pop music from 1900-1935, both obscure and known. Authenticity is essential in this band. We had the, up a few years ago and loved them. We're happy to be bringing them back again this month. $16 at the door. Drop in class: 8-9pm Dance:9-midnight. Presented in cooperation with the Glen Echo park and partnership.

October 29th, 2012

The Cellar is flooded.

DON'T GO TO THE JAM CELLAR TOMORROW!

No one else will be there and you will feel very silly. We'll see you again election night wherein we will all show support for our candidates of choice via interpretive dance.

Constructing Your Charleston

Our Intermediate series Constructing Your Charleston for all dancers who have taken the beginner Lindy Hop series. Charlestons are the Lindy moves that involve kicks and various ways of facing your partner. Nov 13- Dec 4

But wait, there's more

Our last beginner swing of 2012 also runs from Nov 16- Dec 4

Wanna Volunteer?

Free entry to events for simply lifting a few things or sitting at a desk and being nice. Just email huh@thejamcellar.com

October 16th, 2012

the haunted jam cellar returns

Tonight's DJ, Jason Niesz!

And yes, he does have to spell it out every time someone asks him what his last name is.

Next Month: Constructing Your Charleston

Our Intermediate series Constructing Your Charleston for all dancers who have taken the beginner Lindy Hop series. Charlestons are the Lindy moves that involve kicks and various ways of facing your partner.

Thriller! week 3

What you need to know: It'll be 7:30 to 9 every Tuesday night(so each class is 1.5 hour for maximum drilling of the moves so you'll feel super confident)) Jeff Booth, who painstakingly broke down the entire Thriller Choreography from the music video and concert footage, will once again teach his incredible Thriller class. And dancers will have several opportunities to perform it; For the end of the Month Jam Cellar, as well as the October Glen Echo Dance It's $80 for the entire 6-hour experience; You'll know Thriller the way Michael Jackson actually danced it, and something to wow friends with for years to come.

Community: Amalgamated Vintage

This just in: DC actually has a good vintage store now for men's clothes. And women's clothes. It's called Amalgamated Classic Clothing and Dry Goods, and it's in Alexandria. You can visit them at www.amalgamated-clothing.com. Mention the swing dance scene to the very nice woman who owns the place.

"The Sketchy Guy"

A story of the Haunted Jam Cellar

Some time ago, it must have been a year or so, I was at the Jam Cellar, talking to my DJ friend during one of her more scratchy selections, when a girl in front of me did a styling in her swivels that I could only describe as "Rosy." Rosy, you see was a dancer in these parts once, and had what it took to one day be a professional, if she had desired it. And, I think she had desired it at one point. At the very least, she loved dancing, and was quickly becoming damn good at it when I saw her last. She said she practiced a few hours a week, and even did this thing where she would spend part of the night practicing by herself-not just solo dancing, but dancing by herself, just to get better at styling and what not. However, it had now been a good six months since I had seen Rosy on the dance floor, and I asked my DJ friend about it.

My friend, who shall remain anonymous to keep her from being bugged about it, told me this story:

You haven't heard, have you? As you remember, Boobs (she calls me "Boobs" instead of "Bobby;" our friendship has other 6th grade aspects to it, as well), she used to come out every Tuesday. About six months before the disappeared, she was dancing here one night when a man approached her to dance. He was wearing a black hoodie and had straight black hair was what she said he looked like, later. Anyway, he said his name was "Eric," and he asked her to dance. She said it was not weird at first, he was just a little jerky with his arms and didn't know Lindy Hop, only a stomping-version of east coast swing. He asked her to dance a few more times that night, and, well, you know Rosy, she said yes.

The next few weeks, he kept popping up after she was done dancing with someone and asked her to dance. The dances were getting worse, too. He ceased asking her to dance and instead just held out his hand. He occasionally would "accidentally" swipe her boob on side-passes. He was bathing less, she noticed. It apparently was so bad one night that another dancer came up to ask her to dance right in the middle of one of her dances with Eric. Even though she appreciated him trying to save her, she wasn't rude enough — well, I don't think it would have been "rude"—but it definitely wasn't in her personality to stop dancing with Eric in the middle of a song.

Over the next few weeks, this got worse and worse, Eric asking her to dance sometimes three songs in a row before he'd smile a really creepy smile and leave. The guys always tried to dance with her before he'd ask her to dance, but they were always too late. When the guys did dance with her, they found that she was dancing really weird because of all the dances with the sketchy guy. If you remember, she stopped looking happy when she came out dancing, which was totally strange. I mean, she was one of the happiest dancers I ever saw. Then, one night, Eric asked her to dance five songs in a row, on a Boilermaker night, no less, when she had a row of other guys trying to get her for a dance. She tried to turn him down, but he picked up her hand and just started dancing. You know Rosy-she sighed and kept on dancing. At this point Jeff Booth, you know, Jeff-I-only-get-upset-at -disappointing-Cure-albums- Booth, stepped up. "Just what's the [expletive omitted] deal, here, [exple tive omitted] douche-[expletive omitted]?"

"Sorry, Jeff, he just kept asking me to dance," Rosy said, who as you know, absolutely hates making a scene.

"Haha, that's [expletive omitted] hilarious, [expletive omitted, though if I recall, it involved sheep]." He said. "You're being a [expletive omitted, inv. human anatomy]."

"What?" Rosy said, who realized that Jeff was talking to her.

"It's Boilermaker night," he said. "Are you going to dance with yourself all night long, and then make some stupid joke when real guys are asking you to dance?"

At this point, she protested, pointing to the Sketchy Guy that had been dancing with her for proof. Only, she didn't. I mean, she pointed, but he wasn't there. No one was. Later that night, she told Jeff everything, and Jeff, aside from being a great listener, knows everyone. "Holy [scatological expletive omitted]," He said. "You weren't dancing here ten years ago, were you?"

She nodded "no."

"Well, at the height of the neo-swing craze, The Jam Cellar was called Hep-Cat Daddy-O's. We had, on average, about three hundred people here a night. Our Jam Circle's would last two or three repeats of "Rock This Town," at least. There was this one guy, "Sketchy Eric" they called him, who would only dance with the best girls or beginner girls he was trying to hit on. Anyway, he was hated around here, but we never had an excuse to throw him out. Then, one jam circle, everyone who knew any tricks had already gone out to dance, so, of course, it was time for two guys to go out and dance. During the first few minutes of the jam, Eric had suckered some guy into working on an aerial with him in a corner, so when the time came, the two guys went out, did some basics, and then this guy took Eric into the candlestick-of-death move. Eric, as you know, is about two hundred pounds heavier than Debra, and his partner, who was supposed to hold him up, slipped at the part where Eric dives down his back. There was no chance for Eric, the doctor's didn't even try. In fact, it was about ten years ago exactly."

Above their heads, the Boilermakers were packing up their gear, and dancers hung around in the halls talking. To get them to leave, the DJ started playing Brian Setzer's "Rock this Town."

* * *

"I haven't seen Rosy since," said my friend, finishing her story. "I called her, though, a few weeks ago, and she said she's taken up Tennis. I didn't have the heart to tell her that was Eric's other passion."

By this time, my friend was playing some music that was actually recorded in the 1900s, and I noticed an intermediate dancer working on her swing-outs and swivels by herself. I tightened up my dance shoes, walked over to her, and insisted that she allow me to cut in.

Wanna Volunteer?

Free entry to events for simply lifting a few things or sitting at a desk and being nice. Just email huh@thejamcellar.com

October 9th, 2012

it's a pitty the special effects won't be very good

Tonight's DJ, Paul Roth

It's like The Doctor, and his turntables are the Tardis. And he's going to take you back in time to a magical place. Called swing.

Thriller! week 2

What you need to know: It'll be 7:30 to 9 every Tuesday night(so each class is 1.5 hour for maximum drilling of the moves so you'll feel super confident)) Jeff Booth, who painstakingly broke down the entire Thriller Choreography from the music video and concert footage, will once again teach his incredible Thriller class. And dancers will have several opportunities to perform it; For the end of the Month Jam Cellar, as well as the October Glen Echo Dance It's $80 for the entire 6-hour experience; You'll know Thriller the way Michael Jackson actually danced it, and something to wow friends with for years to come.

Community: Amalgamated Vintage

This just in: DC actually has a good vintage store now for men's clothes. And women's clothes. It's called Amalgamated Classic Clothing and Dry Goods, and it's in Alexandria. You can visit them at www.amalgamated-clothing.com. Mention the swing dance scene to the very nice woman who owns the place.

Wanna Volunteer?

Free entry to events for simply lifting a few things or sitting at a desk and being nice. Just email huh@thejamcellar.com