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January 5th, 2010

you're all I need to get by

Tonight, let DJ Mike Marcotte usher in your new yeare.
Just Announced: BROOKS TEGLER big band AND small combo Jan 30

We're proud to announce that our Glen Echo dance this month will include not only Brooks Tegler's Big Band, but also his small combo. What makes that so special? First off, it's old school Benny Goodman style. Second of all, it was one of the greatest nights of music we had at the Jam Cellar last year, which is saying something. Thirdly, Brooks Teglar has floppy hair. S0, mark your calendar, we're starting off 2010 right.

JAN and FEBs Class: Lindy Hop Performance CHOREOGRAPHY!

Our Jam Cellar Crew (mostly Bobby and Kate) will spend 8-full weeks teaching a performance choreography complete with aerials and other fancy moves. Why learn a performance choreography?!? First off, because you'll perform it. Several times, if you wish, at the Jam Cellar and at Glen Echo dances. Group performances are also a great opportunity to work on your uptempo dancing, learn how to do solid and good looking aerials, and learn how to show off a little. We will also build the sort of team comradery one only finds in combat. This performance should test intermediate dancers and advanced dancers alike. The two months of classes cost only $95, saving you over $25 in Jam Cellar class value. Classes begin Jan. 5th. 8:30-9:30 p.m.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp this Saturday, Jan. 9.

Run by Bobby and Kate, we'll do, simply, a crapload of stuff. We'll do drills of all sorts. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Saturday, Jan. 9, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom. AND BE AWARE, THE STUDIO'S SIGN IS HARD TO SEE AND IT'S ENTRANCE IS BELOW STREET LEVEL. IT'S JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE GAS STATION) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

New Building Your Basics series begins Jan 19

That's all.

A Year in Clips #1: "After Seben"

This is the first of a new installment where we over here at The Jam Cellar discuss a dance clip from the archives of past and present swing dance. This first clip is merely a sort of instructional on how to break down the basic styling of a dancer you see.

It makes sense to start the classic clips with "After Seben" (An early 1900s black American dialect way of saying "After Seven"), since it not only features the man who invented the Lindy Hop "step," but actually has him dancing the step in his jam. First off, watch a great version of the clip below. We in the original swing dance clip business have to do a lot of time squinting at bad copies of ancient VCR tapes, but recently a lot of the original clips are being digitalized in great clarity. I was excited to see this one, clean even on You Tube.

This first write-up will be geared toward those dancers who want to "break down" swing clips but don't know how. "Breaking down" a clip simply means analyzing the dancing in it. It doesn't have to be a cold, heartless analyzation, either. When I do it, it's often warm, loving, and filled with a lot of "Holy crap! That's amazing!" Emotions can run high, is what I mean.

If you're new to Lindy Hop history, then there are a few things you should know about the basics of this clip. First off, this is a 1929 clip, when Charleston was still the music and dance and Lindy Hop didn't exist yet in the sense you see it today. So, I would still call this dance Couples Charleston, though you can probably see how it's just a few steps away from becoming the Lindy Hop we know. (Some might argue about me calling it Couples Charleston, but it's tricky to define something in this transitional period between Charleston and Lindy Hop.)

Second of all, this clip is a good place to learn how to "break down" a clip because there are three different couples with their own style of Charleston dance, a lot of them doing the same basic moves. We're going to simply describe the things we see about each couple. If you look at the clip and think it mostly all looks the same, don't worry. Try to find things that stick out about each couple, the things that make them different. Let's start with the first couple.

First off, just watch it a few times and enjoy it. If you want, you can mentally note the random things that stick out to you, as first impressions are usually powerful. For instance, in the first couple, the very first thing you might notice is that he's a tall guy. That's okay, cause that is automatically part of his dance style, and he didn't even have to try very hard. (You probably also noticed she's wearing wicked boots.)

Then, if you're interested in leading, you can look at the general moves (in the first couple's case, a few swing-out steps, a few Charleston basics, a few mess-around-jig-kick type things) and the way they move together. They seem to stay in one spot on the floor (at least compared to the other couples), roughly, and they rotate a lot when they come together. Then, there are the basic things that stick out about their styling–He generally keeps his right hand on the middle of her back, his left hand up by his left breast, and he throws his right hand up every time they swing-out. She keeps her left hand on his bicep and moves her hips a lot when they do the final moves at the end.

Then, look at the feet. When watching a couple, you might be tempted to look at their feet first, but if you want to learn a lot from dancing clips, I recommend watching the bodies in general before actually trying to break something down, since a lot of great footwork is merely the final link in a chain reaction that starts at their center. You'll have to be more of a detective with this method, but you'll get better results. More importantly, you'll start looking for causes rather than effects, which will really help you understand the dance.

The first couple's footwork looks roughly like this: she has kind of a smooth skipping style and keeps her feet mostly on the floor the whole time, and him, for a tall guy, doesn't actually move his feet a lot–he stands up straight, he doesn't kick hardly at all, he just takes steps. So, there, roughly, is there basic style as a couple.

The second couple does some basics, a little bit of styling, and ends with the same move as the first. But there dancing looks different. Here's why: First off, they're similar in height.

Second of all, though he's probably as tall as the first guy, he bends more into an athletic position (what I call an "athletic fold," since "bending over" is ambiguous). This makes his dancing look more energetic, and such a stance allows him to kick his legs easier, which he does, really letting them swing, and generally take big steps.

He also keeps his hand generally low, and allows it to move around while they dance, which adds energy as well as a sense of being out-of-control. His right hand is on the side of her middle back. (Think about the ways this would affect their dancing, and the visual look of it.)

Thirdly, they as a couple rotate a lot less when they come back together, and actually spend a lot less time chest-to-chest. There is almost always some distance between them, whereas the first couple spent a lot of time coming into a tight body-to-body position. Fourthly, their pulse is bigger. Fiftly, "fiftly" is not a word. Sixthly, her footwork is punctuated rather than smooth, and her hips move in a noticeable figure-8 during the mess-around thingies.

The second leader's footwork is marked by a lot of stomps, slides, and "hopping" through his footwork. ("hopping" that is caused by letting his strong pulse take his feet off the ground a lot). As a couple, though they are more flashy, they are also not as in control–he is more concerned with doing neat things than leading cleanly. The first couple appears more together.

When you're watching these clips, all details, big, and small, are worth noting. For instance, the second lead has a handkerchief sticking out of his back pocket pocket. That right there is a tiny part of his styling, whether he intended it to be or not. To someone in that crowd, he's "the guy with the handkerchief."

If you're not mind-bogglingly bored yet by how I like to spend a good portion of each week, the third couple, is Shorty Snowden and one of his partners (unknown name, though I think someone might know it. Please correct me if you do.) Shorty Snowden was, almost all original Harlem dancers agree, the best of the best of the first generation of Lindy Hoppers. Whenever you hear an interview of who the Whitey's dancers watched, Shorty was mentioned.

The moves, aside from some beautiful Charleston Swing-Outs, are simple. Shorty gets in some styling, they get in some styling together by their mutual high kicks, there's a trick, and then they have a flashy exit, which the other two couples didn't have.

The first thing you might notice about Shorty and his partner is how "smooth" they are. Here I use smooth to mean the general flow of their movements, not their pulse. The way their bodies move, the way their feet move, the way they move together, has a pleasant flow to it without any strange hiccups or idiosyncrasies. Yet their pulse and their footwork provide all the energy that matches their dancing to the song.

Some other differences: Shorty keeps his left hand low and not really moving much throughout the dance. This puts more emphasis on every other part of the dance (We subconciously look at moving hands, especially if we are Italian.) It adds a strong sense that they as a couple are in control. He keeps his right hand low on the middle of her back.

They stay together often, like the first couple, but look more together–this is usually a sign that they are using their bodies working off of each other really efficiently, rather than leading/following with their arms or letting their footwork yank their body away from where it needs to be for their leader/follower.

As far as footwork goes, Shorty has precise steps and kicks, with noticeably good rhythm, which is something people don't realize is an incredibly important part of the lead and follow of great partnership dancing (The other couples look a little sloppy in theirs). And his follower, on top of having good rhythm, retracts her feet really high after some of her steps, giving a really punctuated "Charleston" feel to her dancing.

Finally, something you probably noticed–at the end, when they do their trick, Shorty just stands there the entire time from the turn to the drop to the pop-back-up. I don't really have anything enlightening to say about this moment, except that it sticks out. A good dancer knows when not to move their feet, and make a statement by not moving. Is this one of those moments? In the few clips I've seen of Shorty, he does enjoy those moments of silence, for they have great contrast to his otherwise fast feet, show control, and, if needed, give him a chance to catch his breath.

So, you can hopefully see why Shorty and his partner are revered as early Lindy Hoppers. Also, you can clearly make out modern dance historian Peter Loggins bouncing to Shorty's dancing in the background. Clearly, even at that time, Peter knew what he liked.

If you are new to breaking down clips, I hope this will give you a good start. And that's what this is, a start. We began with simply listing the basic visual differences between the dancers. But bounce all that information off of each other, and you can discover a lot about what makes good dancing good. (I added some of my own opinions in the write-up, I hope you will excuse me.) Also, You can look at a hundred different aspects of a dancer or partnership taking one simple step.

So now, the other important part of "breaking down" a clip is sharing what you learn with fellow clip watchers. In the comment section in our blog at Thejamcellar.com, or at Swungover.wordpress.com, and in the comment sections in all of these future posts, I hope you will feel free to add what you see, what you disagree with in my findings, and anything at all relating to the clip or the write-up. I try to look at follows too when I break down clips, but not near as much as a follow probably does.

For a final thought, the solo dance move done at 3:05 where he sort of just jitters there for a few seconds is really hard, especially because you can't practice it anywhere where there's a possibility someone will see you.

December 29th, 2009

No Jam tonight! But plenty of fantastic advertisements for upcoming things.

No Jam Cellar this week!
Next Month's Class: Lindy Hop Performance CHOREOGRAPHY!

Our Jam Cellar Crew (mostly Bobby and Kate) will spend 8-full weeks teaching a performance choreography complete with aerials and other fancy moves. Why learn a performance choreography?!? First off, because you'll perform it. Several times, if you wish, at the Jam Cellar and at Glen Echo dances. Group performances are also a great opportunity to work on your uptempo dancing, learn how to do solid and good looking aerials, and learn how to show off a little. We will also build the sort of team comradery one only finds in combat. This performance should test intermediate dancers and advanced dancers alike. The two months of classes cost only $95, saving you over $25 in Jam Cellar class value. Classes begin Jan. 5th. 8:30-9:30 p.m.
Next Week: No Jam Cellar!

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! MOVED to Saturday, Jan. 9. ALL THE DETAILS!

***By the way, we currently have a few more follows than leads, so if you're a lead, who's interested, please contact Bobby (email below).***This special 2-hour class was scheduled for Dec. 19, but we had to cancel on account of the sudden blizzard that fell on my car. So, we moved it to Saturday Jan. 9. It's an intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Saturday, Jan. 9, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom. AND BE AWARE, THE STUDIO'S SIGN IS HARD TO SEE AND IT'S ENTRANCE IS BELOW STREET LEVEL. IT'S JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE GAS STATION) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

Also!

If you're not tired of hearing about P90X for some reason, I've posted the first blog about my doing P90X Plus. swungover.wordpress.com.

December 21st, 2009

The Decade in Swing

Tomorrow Night, The Boilermaker Jazz Band!

At the last Jam Cellar of the year, we are proud to present a night filled with wonder. First, there's Jerry's video party where he'll show you clips, and you'll eat snacks you've brought and drink the drinks you bring. Even adult beverages, if you wish. (Drink responsibly.) Then, the incredible Boilermakers will perform for your pleasure.

Next Month's Class: Lindy Hop Performance CHOREOGRAPHY!

Our Jam Cellar Crew (mostly Bobby and Kate) will spend 8-full weeks teaching a performance choreography complete with aerials and other fancy moves. Why learn a performance choreography?!? First off, because you'll perform it. Several times, if you wish, at the Jam Cellar and at Glen Echo dances. Group performances are also a great opportunity to work on your uptempo dancing, learn how to do solid and good looking aerials, and learn how to show off a little. We will also build the sort of team comradery one only finds in combat. This performance should test intermediate dancers and advanced dancers alike. The two months of classes cost only $95, saving you over $25 in Jam Cellar class value. Classes begin Jan. 5th. 8:30-9:30 p.m.

Next Week: No Jam Cellar!

We'll see you Jan. 5.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! MOVED to Saturday, Jan. 9. ALL THE DETAILS!

This special 2-hour class was scheduled for Dec. 19, but we had to cancel on account of the sudden blizzard that fell on my car. So, we moved it to Saturday Jan. 9. It's an intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Saturday, Jan. 9, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom. AND BE AWARE, THE STUDIO'S SIGN IS HARD TO SEE AND IT'S ENTRANCE IS BELOW STREET LEVEL. IT'S JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE GAS STATION) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

The Decade in Swing

2000- Guy in letter sweater looks condescendingly upon guy in Zoot suit. At a dance event weekend in Boston, Gary Swooner, dressed in a moth-eaten 1930s red letter sweater, pleaded plaid golf pants, and yellow striped socks chuckled condescendingly at Morris Bigler's purple zoot suit and two-toned shoes. "That thing hurts the eyes."

2001- Divorcing teaching couple makes entire camp of students feel awkward. In the middle of rocky divorce, teachers Jeff and Pam made an entire camp feel awkward when repeatedly using teaching as a chance to attack one another personally. "In this move, guys, you really have to commit. But Jeff can't really talk about that, can you Jeff?" Pam said in once class. They were even able to make the entire dance awkward by selling all their furniture at one of the event's booth.

2002 – Collegiate Shag finally practiced, for, like, for 20 minutes. After working on his Dean Collins whips and Balboa moves, Donna and Mike of Decatur, Atlanta, finally had a few minutes leftover in practice to work on their collegiate shag.

2003 – Guy does first Tandem Charleston in four years. On a dance floor in Washington DC, Bill Jackson suddenly had the urge to do a Tandem Charleston, which hadn't been done in America in four years. Upon entering it, he had to stop however, as the DJ had turned off the music upon seeing it.

2004 – Balboa starts to realize, "Oh wait, I can do something with this." On this date, the Balboa scene as a whole, after practicing the basic for four years, suddenly realized it could actually do something with this, perhaps even dance.

2005- Chaz Erickson creates a personal Lindy Hop style involving jumps and twists that allow him to express his artistic individuality; other leaders immediately feel inspired to copy him.

2006 – Person who snarkily says "Balboa is for people who can't dance Lindy fast," can't dance lindy fast. Emily Shoowalter, a follower of New York, was overheard saying that Balboa was for people who can't dance fast. Her own fast Lindy technique, however, was best described as "an orangutan in keds trying to sprint in circles" and several Lindy professionals confirmed they would prefer root canals to dancing with her.

2007 – Bronzen Banshee's team choreography looks awful lot like "Golden Ghosts" choreography. The "Bronzen Banshees," a choreography team comprised of up-and-coming dancers, performed a routine that looked strikingly similar to the Golden Ghosts' winning routine from the year previous. Out of eight teams, they came in fifth. The Golden Ghosts took first.

2008 – Couple daringly does Lindy Hop for majority of Lindy Hop competition. In a sea of Charleston moves and bouncing, butt-wiggling musicality, a couple at the North-By-Norwest Lindy Fest was seen doing only Lindy Hop for most of the Strictly Lindy competition. When explaining why they did not put them through to finals, one judge said "Something was weird about their pulse." Steven Mitchell, however, put them in first place.

2009 – Collegiate Shag finally practiced again, for, like, for 20 minutes. After working on his speed Whitey swing-outs and complex Charleston variations, Donna and Mike of Decatur, Atlanta, finally had a few minutes leftover in practice to work on their collegiate shag.

December 15th, 2009

Things we're still learning about swing

Tonight: DJ Glen Scales
Tonight, the Final Week of How to Make Jam!

Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

*** Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Naomi Uyama

That I have to use my legs. really.

That the pie is big enough for everyone to have a piece.

That teaching and spreading it can be more than a selfish aspiration, that doing so may be bigger than just me.

That it brings people together.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

***Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Gretta Thorn

The best dances for me are those where the partners play off each other like a conversation. I'm still learning how to do this well. I try to respond here and there to something my partner is doing, to take a movement or rhythm and add my own twist. I try to do this without missing a beat and it doesn't always work, but when it does it's worth all the not so pretty attempts!

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! Sunday, Dec. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Saturday, Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom. AND BE AWARE, THE STUDIO'S SIGN IS HARD TO SEE AND IT'S ENTRANCE IS BELOW STREET LEVEL. IT'S JUST A FEW DOORS DOWN FROM THE GAS STATION) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

*** Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Lee Tucker

The better I learn dance 'rules' the better I get at breaking them to do what I really want how I really want. Breaking rules is a lot more fun when you do it well.

Just because something I feel in a dance can't easily be described in words doesn't mean it isn't really there. English and Lindy Hop are languages that don't always need to translate.

Tuesday, Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte!

One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. He then will play some of his favorite Golden Girls moments, and talk about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages; but drink responsibly). This will be followed by…

***Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Bobby White

As with mastering any artform, you're never going to climb to the top of a hill and not see another five hills in front of you. So it's not all about the top of the hill, most of it's about the climb.

While dancing, if you always strive to work with your partner, the whole will be greater than the sum of its parts.

Rhythm and pulse will help each other and have no end of help for your dancing.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Tuesday, Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

***Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Ann Mony

You can't imitate individuality. The best way for you to dance is to dance like you.

The best jazz dancing is a little bit raw.

Modern dancers dancing an old dance will always produce some measure of dissonance. And that's ok.

Like you really need 3 more blogs to keep track of.

This is a shameless plug for a new blog I've (Bobby) set up for my swing dance writing, swungover.wordpress.com. It will basically be a storehouse for all the swing dance writings I've done in the past, present, and future. I'll be adding a lot of my old jam cellar newsletter content as well as new material. From there, you can also visit my other writing websites, www.robertwhite.wordpress.com, and www.jackthevampire.wordpress.com .

***Things I'm Still Learning About Swing: By Andy Reid

As with everything, complexity can move you, simplicity will sooth you.

December 8th, 2009

Like Spaids, except not as exciting…

Tonight: DJ Allen Kerr
Weather report

We'll be keeping an eye on the weather, but as for now, will probably be open. Check our website around 7 ish or later to see if we'll be closed.

Tonight and Next Week: How to Make Jam!

Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! Sunday, Dec. 13–ALL THE DETAILS!

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon 2-4 p.m. on Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps for the more advanced students. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. This class will be action packed, and we recommend comfortable shoes. Sunday, Dec 13, 2-4ish p.m. at DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom). Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! Sunday, Dec. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Saturday, Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Tuesday, Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte!

One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. He then will play some of his favorite Golden Girls moments, and talk about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages; but drink responsibly). This will be followed by…

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Tuesday, Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

Random Facts about The Victorian Era

Okay, so, if you have read this letter for more than a few weeks then you probably know by now that I have a love for 19th Century Literature, and am quick to make a consumption joke. But it's particularly bad these days because I'm working on the third draft of a novel, and my lead character is from the Victorian era. So, I've been buried in research, and since I'm not currently in my usual mindset for a Jam Cellar email, I thought I'd just give you a peak at my Victorian obsession by giving you a bunch of random facts I've dug up in my research. It has nothing to do with swing dancing. But that does remind me of something that does involve swing dancing. It's something I said this last weekend while teaching a workshop at Penn State University.

While in class, we were teaching the leaders how to lead a move called swivels in Balboa. In the move, the leader moves the followers body quickly so that her hips whip back and forth. To lead it, it's easier if the leader moves his hips himself. To explain this, the following came out of my mouth. "So Leaders, for this to work best, we really have to put our hips into it. And believe me, I know that dorky guys like myself aren't used to putting our hips into anything."

I meant it innocently, but then someone lost it and Kate, my partner, suddenly covered her mouth and busted out laughing. It was at this point I realized what I had said. So, anyway, onto:

Random Facts about the Victorian Era

1 "Going to university" meant either going to Cambridge or Oxford. There, one did not attend classes; they simply had a tutor come a few hours a week, and attended a few lectures. One was not even necessarily expected to graduate with a degree; it was mainly a place where the wealthy youth could go and meet other wealthy youth to get connections for when they were older.

2 One regular crime committed in the era was the abduction of children for their clothes. Well-dressed youth would be captured, stripped, and left running home in their underwear. This was one of the reasons chaperones were often employed.

3 If a single man called another single woman by her first name, it implied engagement. If you have seen the Emma Thompson version of Sense and Sensability, there is a part where befuddled Hugh Grant befuddledly calls Ms. Dashwood "Elanor," and says he'd like to ask her a question. By calling her her first name, Elanor knows exactly what the question will be-alas, he doesn't get to finish. If you haven't seen Emma Thompson's version of Sense and Sensibility, buy it now on amazon.com.

4 Shark Week could just as easily be called "Seal Death Week." I only mention this because I just got interrupted writing the email because my room mate, who just got an enormous TV and a blue ray player, put on Planet Earth, the incredible nature documentary that took ten years to make and shows you, among four thousand other things that make you go "woah," a slow-motion shot of a great white jumping out of the water eating a seal, so clear you can see the individual drops of blood shoot out of the whole affair, and it made me think they could probably get away with making a Shark Week special that start off with "Tonight, fifty seal deaths by great white sharks, on SHARK WEEK."

Sorry, back to

Random Facts about The Victorian Era

5 Whist is like Spaids, except not as exciting.

6 The fashionableness of the "delicate" lady probably lead to the Victorian woman's high death rate. As a healthy appetite, labor, exercise, and spending a lot of time outdoors was considered manly, women didn't eat a lot, hardly ever got good exercise, and spent a lot of time indoors, where the air was stagnant and germs ran amuck. The working men got the best food and meat, and the women in the family looked after the sick, who coughed in their faces all day. Many of the middle and upper class women suffered from "Green Sickness", which describes the skin of an anemic person. This was due to the lack of iron in people's foods.

7 Tuberculosis (the Chronic pulmonary type was called "consumption") was the main killer of the 19th century. It accounted for half of the deaths of women from age 15 to 35; more than the dangers of childbirth.

8Until the 1890s, when microscopes proved diseases existed, most learned people believed that bad odors caused sickness.

9 Rugby was invented because the prep schools (like the one called Rugby) had added their own rules to the game of football (soccer), such as picking up the ball and punching each other. The next time that stereotypical Southern good-old-boy football fans talk about the British being dandies, remind them that the British version of football has less penalties and their only padding is sweaters.

10 I myself have only played touch football, and that only poorly. What's strange, though, is that, in college, my friend's intramural basketball team needed me to come in on a game against the School of Theology's intramural team, who were known for throwing elbows, tripping people, and faking fouls. By which I mean, they were lying, dirty dogs, and your Episcopal priest –the one who's telling you to turn the other cheek and asks you to love your neighbor–could be one of them. Things got rough, there was no way we would win, and consequently I was called in. I got thrown on the ground, the guy somehow made it seem like I had fouled him, and with a mind bent on revenge, I suddenly became a rugby player. If one of their guys got the ball, I more or less threw myself selflessly towards him and did whatever was in my means to get the ball from him, short of kicking him in the cod, which would have moved me to the Australian Football level of athlete. I left that night bruised and battered, knowing the strange glory of having fought for good, and in doing so, having had a future-priest cuss me out. Oops. I forgot. Where were we? Oh, yes:

Random Facts about The Victorian Era

10 For the entire century, London smelled exactly like soot and horse poo. If you have been there recently, this might make you think better of the foul smell that comes to you right before the Tube train. If you stay in London today, though, your boogers will still be black.

December 1st, 2009

The Beginner's Guide to The Jam Cellar

Tonight: DJ Naomi Uyama

It's possible you are brand new to the Jam Cellar, or perhaps have been in prison since the move to our recent location. That's the first thing you should know about The Jam Cellar; over 30% of our patrons have been institutionalized at some point in their lives. Another thing you should know about the Jam Cellar is this; our mailer.

Up top, you'll see the night's DJ. Below, our list of upcoming classes and events. There will usually be some surprises, like an essay on a classic swing dancer, or a philosophical meditation, but more often a joke involving the Victorian era.

At the Jam Cellar itself, we strive to provide great music and a great dance floor, and leave it up to our lovely patrons (you) to provide the rest, such as a sense of community and knife fights. We are run by a group of swing dance teachers, many of which professionals or semi-professionals, so education is an important part of what we hope to offer. If you have any questions about anything ever, please contact us. Gretta handles questions involving business and wedding planning, Andy handles questions about the web and urban biking, and Jeff handles questions about pop music, 1953-1985.

Beginner Series starts Tonight!

Our award-winning* beginner series is taught by Jam Cellar's fancy-pants world-traveling dance instructor staff. 6-weeks of instruction, and 6 nights of dancing included for free.

*–2005-2009 Jam Cellar Award for Incredible Class Series

December Tuesday Night Classes Announced

Dec. 1- Tonight! Solo Charleston w/ Naomi One of "the greatest modern female jazz dancers"** will teach a witty and elegant Charleston routine. Inter/adv students welcome.
** – Quote attributed to jazz dance historian Robert White, 2009.

Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 – How to Make Jam Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte! One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages allowed — consume responsibly).

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! DEC. 13–ALL THE DETAILS!

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon 2-4 p.m. on Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps for the more advanced students. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. Dec 13, 2-4ish p.m. at DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom). Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! DEC. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

How to Be a Beginner Dancer

1. Ask anyone to dance you damn well want to. Most dancers in the more advanced groups simply get caught in the same trap most people do; they get used to dancing with friends. Ask them to dance, they'll probably be happy to.

2. If they're not happy to; they're being mean and you should not think about them further.

3. I'm from the south, so passive aggression is part of my drawl. But that doesn't mean you can't be perfectly blunt in certain circumstances: You are perfectly allowed to turn down dances to people who hurt you or make you fear for your safety when you dance; If you feel comfortable, feel free to say the reason why: "I'm sorry, you hurt my arm the last time we danced and I don't know if I can do another one tonight." You will possibly save many other partners from being hurt by the same person.

4. If you tell someone you will dance with them later, you should try to uphold it.

5. Dressing up for bands is a tradition among a lot of us, and it's a way of not only showing your respect for incredible musicians, but also showing off how good lookin' you are. And you are.

6. Try to get away with leading/following all your dance moves relaxed; your partners will love you for it.

7. I was EXTREMELY frustrated when I learned to dance, and felt like the whitest, rhythmically-challenged guy on earth. But, I loved the music, and I loved the way the dance looked, so I kept working on it. So, practice. Especially those pesky triple steps. (Damn you, triple steps, stay out of my garden!)

8. When you ask someone to dance, actually ask them. Don't just hold out your hand.

9. If you like your feet to stick to the ground, which is great for fast dancing, consider sneakers that don't have a lot of grip, like keds or vans. If you like slides and medium-speed dancing, consider all-leather soled or suede-soled shoes. Some classics(for men) are Bostonian Cap-toes and Stacy Adams low-top madisons, or for women are any of the eight zillion pairs of vintage-looking low-heels you can find. Some modern shoes are Aris Allens at dancestore.com. Be careful; the classic mens shoes can take a lot of breaking in.

10. Aerials are for showcase opportunities only, NOT social dancing; save them for performances and jams. And, dear god, practice them, a lot, before you show them off on the dancefloor.

11. Striped socks for men can sometimes be found at H&M, Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, and the women's department at Target. (men's striped socks were a big 1930s thing.)

12. Deodorant, clean clothes, clean breath, and a sweat towel should be a part of every dance night. Guys, throw a few extra shirts in your dance bag for emergency purposes. Around this time of year, there is a condition that happens when, walking out of a dance warm and sweating, your shirt and underwear suddenly freeze and leave you a hollow shell of the man you once were. So, even consider bringing a change of clothes if you have a long drive home.

13. Though most DJs will gladly hear requests, don't be offended if they don't play them. DJs are strange and wondrous creatures that, if they're good, understand exactly what a crowd needs. We try to hire only these DJs.

14. (Number 14 was omitted for personal reasons, and doesn't apply unless you even own a goat.)

15. Apologize if you hit/kick/or box someone's ears on the dance floor.

16. Don't use a tightly-packed dance floor as an opportunity to throw yourself around and do lots of large Charleston steps. Some people do this to look cool, but on a crowded dance floor no one can see them anyway. Your partners will like it a lot more if you play it nice, small, and relaxed.

17. Always remember that no matter what, your swing dance parents at the Jam Cellar love you very, very much.

December 1st, 2009

The Beginner's Guide to The Jam Cellar

Tonight: DJ Naomi Uyama

It's possible you are brand new to the Jam Cellar, or perhaps have been in prison since the move to our recent location. That's the first thing you should know about The Jam Cellar; over 30% of our patrons have been institutionalized at some point in their lives. Another thing you should know about the Jam Cellar is this; our mailer.

Up top, you'll see the night's DJ. Below, our list of upcoming classes and events. There will usually be some surprises, like an essay on a classic swing dancer, or a philosophical meditation, but more often a joke involving the Victorian era.

At the Jam Cellar itself, we strive to provide great music and a great dance floor, and leave it up to our lovely patrons (you) to provide the rest, such as a sense of community and knife fights. We are run by a group of swing dance teachers, many of which professionals or semi-professionals, so education is an important part of what we hope to offer. If you have any questions about anything ever, please contact us. Gretta handles questions involving business and wedding planning, Andy handles questions about the web and urban biking, and Jeff handles questions about pop music, 1953-1985.

Beginner Series starts Tonight!

Our award-winning* beginner series is taught by Jam Cellar's fancy-pants world-traveling dance instructor staff. 6-weeks of instruction, and 6 nights of dancing included for free.

*–2005-2009 Jam Cellar Award for Incredible Class Series

December Tuesday Night Classes Announced

Dec. 1- Tonight! Solo Charleston w/ Naomi One of "the greatest modern female jazz dancers"** will teach a witty and elegant Charleston routine. Inter/adv students welcome.
** – Quote attributed to jazz dance historian Robert White, 2009.

Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 – How to Make Jam Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte! One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages allowed — consume responsibly).

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! DEC. 13–ALL THE DETAILS!

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon 2-4 p.m. on Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps for the more advanced students. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. Dec 13, 2-4ish p.m. at DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom). Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! DEC. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

How to Be a Beginner Dancer

1. Ask anyone to dance you damn well want to. Most dancers in the more advanced groups simply get caught in the same trap most people do; they get used to dancing with friends. Ask them to dance, they'll probably be happy to.

2. If they're not happy to; they're being mean and you should not think about them further.

3. I'm from the south, so passive aggression is part of my drawl. But that doesn't mean you can't be perfectly blunt in certain circumstances: You are perfectly allowed to turn down dances to people who hurt you or make you fear for your safety when you dance; If you feel comfortable, feel free to say the reason why: "I'm sorry, you hurt my arm the last time we danced and I don't know if I can do another one tonight." You will possibly save many other partners from being hurt by the same person.

4. If you tell someone you will dance with them later, you should try to uphold it.

5. Dressing up for bands is a tradition among a lot of us, and it's a way of not only showing your respect for incredible musicians, but also showing off how good lookin' you are. And you are.

6. Try to get away with leading/following all your dance moves relaxed; your partners will love you for it.

7. I was EXTREMELY frustrated when I learned to dance, and felt like the whitest, rhythmically-challenged guy on earth. But, I loved the music, and I loved the way the dance looked, so I kept working on it. So, practice. Especially those pesky triple steps. (Damn you, triple steps, stay out of my garden!)

8. When you ask someone to dance, actually ask them. Don't just hold out your hand.

9. If you like your feet to stick to the ground, which is great for fast dancing, consider sneakers that don't have a lot of grip, like keds or vans. If you like slides and medium-speed dancing, consider all-leather soled or suede-soled shoes. Some classics(for men) are Bostonian Cap-toes and Stacy Adams low-top madisons, or for women are any of the eight zillion pairs of vintage-looking low-heels you can find. Some modern shoes are Aris Allens at dancestore.com. Be careful; the classic mens shoes can take a lot of breaking in.

10. Aerials are for showcase opportunities only, NOT social dancing; save them for performances and jams. And, dear god, practice them, a lot, before you show them off on the dancefloor.

11. Striped socks for men can sometimes be found at H&M, Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, and the women's department at Target. (men's striped socks were a big 1930s thing.)

12. Deodorant, clean clothes, clean breath, and a sweat towel should be a part of every dance night. Guys, throw a few extra shirts in your dance bag for emergency purposes. Around this time of year, there is a condition that happens when, walking out of a dance warm and sweating, your shirt and underwear suddenly freeze and leave you a hollow shell of the man you once were. So, even consider bringing a change of clothes if you have a long drive home.

13. Though most DJs will gladly hear requests, don't be offended if they don't play them. DJs are strange and wondrous creatures that, if they're good, understand exactly what a crowd needs. We try to hire only these DJs.

14. (Number 14 was omitted for personal reasons, and doesn't apply unless you even own a goat.)

15. Apologize if you hit/kick/or box someone's ears on the dance floor.

16. Don't use a tightly-packed dance floor as an opportunity to throw yourself around and do lots of large Charleston steps. Some people do this to look cool, but on a crowded dance floor no one can see them anyway. Your partners will like it a lot more if you play it nice, small, and relaxed.

17. Always remember that no matter what, your swing dance parents at the Jam Cellar love you very, very much.

December 1st, 2009

The Beginner's Guide to The Jam Cellar

Tonight: DJ Naomi Uyama

It's possible you are brand new to the Jam Cellar, or perhaps have been in prison since the move to our recent location. That's the first thing you should know about The Jam Cellar; over 30% of our patrons have been institutionalized at some point in their lives. Another thing you should know about the Jam Cellar is this; our mailer.

Up top, you'll see the night's DJ. Below, our list of upcoming classes and events. There will usually be some surprises, like an essay on a classic swing dancer, or a philosophical meditation, but more often a joke involving the Victorian era.

At the Jam Cellar itself, we strive to provide great music and a great dance floor, and leave it up to our lovely patrons (you) to provide the rest, such as a sense of community and knife fights. We are run by a group of swing dance teachers, many of which professionals or semi-professionals, so education is an important part of what we hope to offer. If you have any questions about anything ever, please contact us. Gretta handles questions involving business and wedding planning, Andy handles questions about the web and urban biking, and Jeff handles questions about pop music, 1953-1985.

Beginner Series starts Tonight!

Our award-winning* beginner series is taught by Jam Cellar's fancy-pants world-traveling dance instructor staff. 6-weeks of instruction, and 6 nights of dancing included for free.

*–2005-2009 Jam Cellar Award for Incredible Class Series

December Tuesday Night Classes Announced

Dec. 1- Tonight! Solo Charleston w/ Naomi One of "the greatest modern female jazz dancers"** will teach a witty and elegant Charleston routine. Inter/adv students welcome.
** – Quote attributed to jazz dance historian Robert White, 2009.

Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 – How to Make Jam Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte! One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages allowed — consume responsibly).

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! DEC. 13–ALL THE DETAILS!

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon 2-4 p.m. on Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps for the more advanced students. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. Dec 13, 2-4ish p.m. at DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom). Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! DEC. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

How to Be a Beginner Dancer

1. Ask anyone to dance you damn well want to. Most dancers in the more advanced groups simply get caught in the same trap most people do; they get used to dancing with friends. Ask them to dance, they'll probably be happy to.

2. If they're not happy to; they're being mean and you should not think about them further.

3. I'm from the south, so passive aggression is part of my drawl. But that doesn't mean you can't be perfectly blunt in certain circumstances: You are perfectly allowed to turn down dances to people who hurt you or make you fear for your safety when you dance; If you feel comfortable, feel free to say the reason why: "I'm sorry, you hurt my arm the last time we danced and I don't know if I can do another one tonight." You will possibly save many other partners from being hurt by the same person.

4. If you tell someone you will dance with them later, you should try to uphold it.

5. Dressing up for bands is a tradition among a lot of us, and it's a way of not only showing your respect for incredible musicians, but also showing off how good lookin' you are. And you are.

6. Try to get away with leading/following all your dance moves relaxed; your partners will love you for it.

7. I was EXTREMELY frustrated when I learned to dance, and felt like the whitest, rhythmically-challenged guy on earth. But, I loved the music, and I loved the way the dance looked, so I kept working on it. So, practice. Especially those pesky triple steps. (Damn you, triple steps, stay out of my garden!)

8. When you ask someone to dance, actually ask them. Don't just hold out your hand.

9. If you like your feet to stick to the ground, which is great for fast dancing, consider sneakers that don't have a lot of grip, like keds or vans. If you like slides and medium-speed dancing, consider all-leather soled or suede-soled shoes. Some classics(for men) are Bostonian Cap-toes and Stacy Adams low-top madisons, or for women are any of the eight zillion pairs of vintage-looking low-heels you can find. Some modern shoes are Aris Allens at dancestore.com. Be careful; the classic mens shoes can take a lot of breaking in.

10. Aerials are for showcase opportunities only, NOT social dancing; save them for performances and jams. And, dear god, practice them, a lot, before you show them off on the dancefloor.

11. Striped socks for men can sometimes be found at H&M, Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, and the women's department at Target. (men's striped socks were a big 1930s thing.)

12. Deodorant, clean clothes, clean breath, and a sweat towel should be a part of every dance night. Guys, throw a few extra shirts in your dance bag for emergency purposes. Around this time of year, there is a condition that happens when, walking out of a dance warm and sweating, your shirt and underwear suddenly freeze and leave you a hollow shell of the man you once were. So, even consider bringing a change of clothes if you have a long drive home.

13. Though most DJs will gladly hear requests, don't be offended if they don't play them. DJs are strange and wondrous creatures that, if they're good, understand exactly what a crowd needs. We try to hire only these DJs.

14. (Number 14 was omitted for personal reasons, and doesn't apply unless you even own a goat.)

15. Apologize if you hit/kick/or box someone's ears on the dance floor.

16. Don't use a tightly-packed dance floor as an opportunity to throw yourself around and do lots of large Charleston steps. Some people do this to look cool, but on a crowded dance floor no one can see them anyway. Your partners will like it a lot more if you play it nice, small, and relaxed.

17. Always remember that no matter what, your swing dance parents at the Jam Cellar love you very, very much.

December 1st, 2009

The Beginner's Guide to The Jam Cellar

Tonight: DJ Naomi Uyama

It's possible you are brand new to the Jam Cellar, or perhaps have been in prison since the move to our recent location. That's the first thing you should know about The Jam Cellar; over 30% of our patrons have been institutionalized at some point in their lives. Another thing you should know about the Jam Cellar is this; our mailer.

Up top, you'll see the night's DJ. Below, our list of upcoming classes and events. There will usually be some surprises, like an essay on a classic swing dancer, or a philosophical meditation, but more often a joke involving the Victorian era.

At the Jam Cellar itself, we strive to provide great music and a great dance floor, and leave it up to our lovely patrons (you) to provide the rest, such as a sense of community and knife fights. We are run by a group of swing dance teachers, many of which professionals or semi-professionals, so education is an important part of what we hope to offer. If you have any questions about anything ever, please contact us. Gretta handles questions involving business and wedding planning, Andy handles questions about the web and urban biking, and Jeff handles questions about pop music, 1953-1985.

Beginner Series starts Tonight!

Our award-winning* beginner series is taught by Jam Cellar's fancy-pants world-traveling dance instructor staff. 6-weeks of instruction, and 6 nights of dancing included for free.

*–2005-2009 Jam Cellar Award for Incredible Class Series

December Tuesday Night Classes Announced

Dec. 1- Tonight! Solo Charleston w/ Naomi One of "the greatest modern female jazz dancers"** will teach a witty and elegant Charleston routine. Inter/adv students welcome.
** – Quote attributed to jazz dance historian Robert White, 2009.

Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 – How to Make Jam Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Jerry Almonte! One of your favorite DJs and Dance historians is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even adult beverages allowed — consume responsibly).

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, contact us.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Jerry's Xmas Swing Video Presentation will preceed the dance at 8:30. $10 Admission.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! DEC. 13–ALL THE DETAILS!

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon 2-4 p.m. on Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps for the more advanced students. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. Dec 13, 2-4ish p.m. at DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom). Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! DEC. 19–ALL THE DETAILS!

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile from your next partner's face. Dec 19, 2-4 p.m. at the DC Dance Collective (4908 Wisconsin Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20016–right down the street from Chevy Chase Ballroom) . Price is $20 per student. If the students can comfortably hang at the inter/adv Jam Cellar classes, they will be perfect for this class. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique, except where it applies to other areas of our discussion. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii AT gmail DOT com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

How to Be a Beginner Dancer

1. Ask anyone to dance you damn well want to. Most dancers in the more advanced groups simply get caught in the same trap most people do; they get used to dancing with friends. Ask them to dance, they'll probably be happy to.

2. If they're not happy to; they're being mean and you should not think about them further.

3. I'm from the south, so passive aggression is part of my drawl. But that doesn't mean you can't be perfectly blunt in certain circumstances: You are perfectly allowed to turn down dances to people who hurt you or make you fear for your safety when you dance; If you feel comfortable, feel free to say the reason why: "I'm sorry, you hurt my arm the last time we danced and I don't know if I can do another one tonight." You will possibly save many other partners from being hurt by the same person.

4. If you tell someone you will dance with them later, you should try to uphold it.

5. Dressing up for bands is a tradition among a lot of us, and it's a way of not only showing your respect for incredible musicians, but also showing off how good lookin' you are. And you are.

6. Try to get away with leading/following all your dance moves relaxed; your partners will love you for it.

7. I was EXTREMELY frustrated when I learned to dance, and felt like the whitest, rhythmically-challenged guy on earth. But, I loved the music, and I loved the way the dance looked, so I kept working on it. So, practice. Especially those pesky triple steps. (Damn you, triple steps, stay out of my garden!)

8. When you ask someone to dance, actually ask them. Don't just hold out your hand.

9. If you like your feet to stick to the ground, which is great for fast dancing, consider sneakers that don't have a lot of grip, like keds or vans. If you like slides and medium-speed dancing, consider all-leather soled or suede-soled shoes. Some classics(for men) are Bostonian Cap-toes and Stacy Adams low-top madisons, or for women are any of the eight zillion pairs of vintage-looking low-heels you can find. Some modern shoes are Aris Allens at dancestore.com. Be careful; the classic mens shoes can take a lot of breaking in.

10. Aerials are for showcase opportunities only, NOT social dancing; save them for performances and jams. And, dear god, practice them, a lot, before you show them off on the dancefloor.

11. Striped socks for men can sometimes be found at H&M, Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, and the women's department at Target. (men's striped socks were a big 1930s thing.)

12. Deodorant, clean clothes, clean breath, and a sweat towel should be a part of every dance night. Guys, throw a few extra shirts in your dance bag for emergency purposes. Around this time of year, there is a condition that happens when, walking out of a dance warm and sweating, your shirt and underwear suddenly freeze and leave you a hollow shell of the man you once were. So, even consider bringing a change of clothes if you have a long drive home.

13. Though most DJs will gladly hear requests, don't be offended if they don't play them. DJs are strange and wondrous creatures that, if they're good, understand exactly what a crowd needs. We try to hire only these DJs.

14. (Number 14 was omitted for personal reasons, and doesn't apply unless you even own a goat.)

15. Apologize if you hit/kick/or box someone's ears on the dance floor.

16. Don't use a tightly-packed dance floor as an opportunity to throw yourself around and do lots of large Charleston steps. Some people do this to look cool, but on a crowded dance floor no one can see them anyway. Your partners will like it a lot more if you play it nice, small, and relaxed.

17. Always remember that no matter what, your swing dance parents at the Jam Cellar love you very, very much.

November 24th, 2009

Silent Night, Deadly Night

Tonight: Jam Cellar's DJ Extravaganza!

This week, the dance floor will be soaked with blood. This is because a battle of epic proportions will take place, between five of Jam Cellar's regular DJs; Aba, Allen, Jerry, Luke, and Mike! You don't want to miss this great night of dancing and/or carnage.

Tonight: "Slips and Hips" November series Final week!

Doll up your dancing with slides and hip movements. For Intermediate/Advanced Lindy Hoppers. Drop-ins welcome.

Clean-up Volunteers needed!

For just fifteen minutes of moderate cardiovascular labor at the end of Jam Cellar, you can receive free admission as well as the love and affection of the Jam Cellar Organization staff, the admiration of all your peers, and an increased prowess among the opposite/same sex. If interested in helping out tonight, email huh@thejamcellar.com.

Boilermaker Holiday Dance! Dec. 22

When making your holiday plans this year, you might want to stick around till Wednesday morning because the Boilermaker Jazz Band will be playing a special holiday show in our very own Jam Cellar. Your sketchy Uncle Jerry will even be there, giving his dance clip presentation. $10 Admission.

December Tuesday Night Classes Announced

Dec. 1- Solo Charleston w/ Naomi One of "the greatest modern female jazz dancers"** will teach a witty and elegant Charleston routine. Inter/adv students welcome.
** – Quote attributed to jazz dance historian Robert White, 2009.

Dec. 8 and Dec. 15 – How to Make Jam Your Jam Cellar instructors will go boot camp style and show you how to jam, dance in front of your friends, reach unheard of levels of confidence, and then drill, drill, drill it by having lots of jams in class. Students in this class will then be prepared to put the Jam back in Jam Cellar.

Dec. 22 – Holiday Party with Your Sketchy Uncle Jerry! Sketchy Uncle Jerry, who was always the greatest part of your Christmas growing up, despite his description of his rashes and the embarrassment he caused your parents by drunkenly heckling the Christmas Eve service, is throwing a party at the Jam Cellar! He'll be playing some of his favorite swing clips and talking about them. You are welcome to bring snacks and drinks (even beer/wine!) Just don't bring eggnog, as we all remember that Christmas when Uncle Jerry was given eggnog. It's been years, and we still haven't gotten the smell out of the sofa.

The Complete BIG APPLE Crash Class! DEC. 13

Bobby White has a passion for the Big Apple and classic solo jazz. On a special class happening Sunday afternoon, Dec. 13, He'll teach a two hour crash course on Frankie Manning's incredible solo dance choreography, the Big Apple, first seen in the film Keep Punchin'. He'll get started and go through the whole thing, planning on being done around the two hour mark. He'll even go through many special variations of the classic jazz steps. This routine is a great jazz and choreography vocabulary builder. Location and time, TBA. Price is $20 per student. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Inter/ Adv Lindy Hop Boot Camp! DEC. 19

This is a special 2-hour intense experience that intermediate and advanced Lindy Hoppers have never had before. Run by fancy world traveling swing dance instructors Bobby and Kate, we'll play rhythm games, we'll show you how to critique your own dancing, and talk about the heart of great dancing, things that are rarely done in classes. We'll do drills of all sorts; speed drills, creative drills, aerial drills. We'll show you how to be a better solo dancer, and how to work in a team. We'll show you how to practice on your own, and with a partner. Our goal is to basically make you improve so much during a two-hour group practice session, that you won't be able to wipe the smile form your next partner's face. Location and time, TBA. Price is $20 per student. Students should be very comfortable with swing outs, six-count patterns, and Charleston patterns. They should be comfortable dancing to 180 BPM and higher, and should be interested in learning technique. We will NOT be covering swing-out technique. If you plan on attending, email him (robertwhiteiii @ gmail.com, you will have to reformat for your email) or sign up at the Jam Cellar.

Letter to Jam Cellar:

Hey Guys, we've noticed that there's a crap load of powder all over the stairs and carpets on Wednesday morning. You guys putting powder down?

–Josephine Butler Center Person

Letter to JBCP

Yeah, we noticed that too. WE cleaned up, though, we thought. We'll make sure none of us are using powder.

Love,

The Jam Cellar

Letter to Jam Cellar

Hey Guys, there's a crap load more powder all over the stairs and carpets this week. Did you find out who it was putting powder down?

–Josephnie Butler Center Person

Letter to JBCP

We sent out a message and asked people not to put powder down, but no one seems to know anything about it. It doesn't even look like dance powder. Looks dusty. Possibly not even us. We beat up one patron randomly just to show we weren't afraid to rough people up. A lawsuit is pending, but hopefully the jerk/jerkette who did it will be dissuaded from doing it next week. Also, we cleaned it all up, so you should have no problems next week.

Yours Truly,

The Jam Cellar

Letter to Jam Cellar

Hey Guys! The floor. Covered in powder. Please stop. And vacuum and mop up after your dance.

–JBCP

Letter to JBPC

Hey, we still haven't solved the mystery of the dust; it's only been like this recently, and we can't find out its source anywhere. We keep mentioning it, but no one has responded. We called Detective Hornspout Shackerty, Esq., Baker St., London. He was able to solve a murder that took place in the house in the 1910s, and found the body of a dead Nazi officer in the bathtub downstairs, but has yet been unable to solve the mystery of the powder. He seems depressed, and is not eating. We also stayed here till 1 o'clock vacuuming and mopping the floor last time. We will maybe try writing a letter.

Also, please buy a better vacuum.

XOXXXXXX,

The Jam Cellar

Letter from Detective Hornspout Shackerty, Esq. Baker St, London, to Dr. Gregory Wilson,

My dearest Wilson,

Old Friend, I am at an impasse. The great monument of my intellect seems to have fallen to destruction by one simple blow from a rogue pebble. The case of the Ghost Powder has not been solved, though I do believe I have discovered several answers to previously unsolved cases. I have also discovered a fiendish plot to kidnap the Earl of Worchester and ransom him to Monkey traders in Africa for his rare collection of albino orangutans. It was elementary; a flyer for the National Zoo reminded me of the Earl's zoological hobbies and simple motives and mathematics were the rest. But, alas, I cannot discover the simple source of a mysterious powder that coats the floor of the mansion. It's not opium, cocaine, or any other mind altering drug I have known. I suspected construction dust, but anyone who's driven on the roads around the place knows there has been no construction in months. I meant to speak to the housekeeper, but they have none. Nor a maid or a butler. I basically have no one to interview, and without my instruments, I cannot discover what this dust is made from. Next I will stake out the place before and after the dance, a last ditch hope to come up with something! Perhaps my time is done, Dr. Wilson. Perhaps the great light has finally gone out!

Etc.

Horns. Shack.

From Chahonta Naokinp to an unidentified comrad (translated from the Congonese)

Brother!

We have been found out! It was none other than that damnable Hornspout Shackerty! Hide the monkies!

–Chahonta Naokinp

From Unknown Comrad to Chahonta Naokinp

Comrad!

Fear not; I foresaw this problem. Right after you left to begin the kidnap plans, I moved all our monkies to a place I couldn't imagine Hornspout Shackerty ever looking. To keep him from being able to deduce where I was, I chose a random spot on a random map, and shipped myself and all the monkies there (Washington, D.C.). I then found an old mansion run by the parks service that is hardly every visited by people. I keep the monkeys gagged in the attic, and thought it is incredibly dusty, they seem to be fine. Every Tuesday night around 2 o'clock in the morning I let them run around down stairs to get some exercise. I was afraid they would get caught one night when a cop walked by, but he only saw their shadows and thought they were just swing dancers swinging from the banisters. So, relax, everything is fine. We're completely safe from that washed up detective.

–Unknown Comrad.

Letter from Jam Cellar to Jam Cellar Patrons,

Please, please, please, if there is any chance that you are knowingly or unknowingly bringing dust, dance powder, or piles of dirt into the Jam Cellar –even if you have recently danced on a floor that has dance powder on it-please cease to do so and check your shoes. The Josephine Butler Parks Center has been extremely kind to us since we moved in, and we'd like to continue fostering a great friendship with them so we can continue to offer you such a great place to dance.

All Our Love,

The Jam Cellar.